How Are We Going to Get These Dogs Back In?

McSweenys is a site that contains hilarious lists of stuff. Things like:

• Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork
• Possible Names for a Supergroup Consisting Solely of Jack Black and Jack White
• Other Names Sting Could Go by, as Suggested by My Thesaurus
• Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War
• Smart Sequels and Spinoffs That Failed With the 18-to-34-Year-Old Demographic
• Upcoming Jean-Claude Van Damme Film Titles That Show a Lack of Imagination on the Part of the Director and Screenwriters
• Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ

My favourite: Possible Follow-up Songs for One-Hit Wonders. "(Won't You Give Me A Ride Home From) Funkytown" is the best.