Showing posts with label Meme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meme. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

10 things you don't know about me

This is all the rage on Facebook these days, so I'll play along.

  1. I used to be an accomplished ski jumper. I started jumping in my teens and won a few competitions while in my 20's before hurting my ankle. It's fine now and I don't limp or anything, but it was enough to end my jumping career.
  2. In the mid-90's, I worked for a software company that produced software for law enforcement agencies including the Metro Toronto Police, the Boston Police Department, and the Rochester Police Department, and I also dealt with the FBI and US Secret Service. It was interesting enough that I applied to the Ontario Provincial Police to become a police officer but was rejected.
  3. I've been hunting a few times but not for years. I once brought down a deer but felt bad about it for weeks. The venison was good though.
  4. I worked as a waiter at a few restaurants while in high school. I was terrible at it and got fired twice after complaints from customers.
  5. My favourite vacation ever was Cancun, Mexico. The place we stayed was very nice, the food was great, and the diving was spectacular.
  6. I love historical fiction. I've read Les Misérables a dozen times and will read any novel about 16th-17th century Europe that I can get my hands on.
  7. A girl I briefly dated in high school went on to an acting career in Hollywood, including 3 years on All My Children and movies with Sean Penn, Al Pacino, and John Travolta.
  8. When I went to Western, my landlord was a professor who had previously debated David Suzuki on national television. And won.
  9. I went para-sailing during my honeymoon in Cuba. It was exhilarating and terrifying at the same time, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
  10. I love to make shit up. Not one of the above "facts" is true.

Only three of them are even partially true:

  • #2 is true except that I never applied to be a police officer
  • #7 - I did go to high school with Ingrid Rogers, who did appear in those TV shows and movies. But we never dated. In fact, I barely knew her.
  • #8 - I did go to Western and my landlord was a psychology professor, but not the one that debated Suzuki.

I did this whole exercise a bunch of years ago, but with actual facts.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Meme: Books I have read

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?

Instructions: Copy this entire document. Look at the list and put an 'Yes' after those you have read [I bolded them too]. (Watching the movie DOES NOT COUNT)

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - Yes
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - Yes
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - No
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - Yes
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - Yes
The Bible - No
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - No
1984 - George Orwell - No
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman - No (only the first one "The Golden Compass")
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - No
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott - No
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy - No
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller - No
Complete Works of Shakespeare - No, just a few in high school
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier - No
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - Yes
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk - No
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - Yes
The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger - No
Middlemarch - George Eliot - No
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell - No
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald - Yes
Bleak House - Charles Dickens - No
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy - No
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams - Yes
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh - No
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky - No
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck - No
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll - No
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame - Yes
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy - No
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens - No
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis - No (3 of the 7)
Emma - Jane Austen - No
Persuasion - Jane Austen - No
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis - Yes (Um... part of the Chronicles or Narnia above)
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hossein - No
Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres - No
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden - No
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - No
Animal Farm - George Orwell - Yes
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - Yes
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - No
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving - No
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins - No
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery - No
Far From The Madding Crowd -Thomas Hardy - No
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood - No
Lord of the Flies - William Golding - No
Atonement - Ian McEwan - No
Life of Pi - Yann Martel - Yes
Dune - Frank Herbert - No
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons - No
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen - No
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth - No
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon - No
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens - No
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley - No
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon - No
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - No
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck - No
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov - No
The Secret History - Donna Tartt - No
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold - No
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas - No
On The Road - Jack Kerouac - No
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy - No
Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding - No
Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie - No
Moby Dick - Herman Melville - No
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens - No
Dracula - Bram Stoker - Yes
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett - No
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson - No
Ulysses - James Joyce - No
The Inferno - Dante - No
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome - No
Germinal - Emile Zola - No
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray - No
Possession - AS Byatt - No
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens - No
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell - No
The Color Purple - Alice Walker - No
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro - No
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert - No
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry - No
Charlotte's Web - EB White - No
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom - No
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - No
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton - No
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad - No
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery - No
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks - No
Watership Down - Richard Adams - No
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole - No
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute - No
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas - Yes
Hamlet - William Shakespeare - Yes
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Yes
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo - Yes

So I've read 18 of the 100 books. But the Harry Potter series is seven books, and Lord of the Rings is three more! That should count for something. And the entire works of Shakespeare shouldn't be listed as a single book.

Monday, October 12, 2009

iPod Meme Redux

I originally did this a few months after getting my iPod. Revisiting two years later. Old values that have changed are stroked out. Shortest and longest songs, and first and last artist and album have not changed. I've added over 850 new songs.

Attention facebook readers: You might want to click the "View original post" link at the bottom of this note to see it as I originally wrote it. Facebook sometimes messes up the formatting.

 

How many total songs?
6919 songs, 20.9 days, 41.79 GB
7773 songs, 23.4 days, 46.55 GB

Sort by song title - first and last
First: A by Barenaked Ladies
Last: 99% Of Us Is Failure by Matthew Good
Last: 999,999 by Nine Inch Nails

Sort by time - shortest and longest
Shortest: You to Me (0:04) by Bystander
Longest: Octavarium (24:00) by Dream Theater

Sort by Album - first and last
First: "Abacab" by Genesis
Last: "90125" by Yes

Sort by Artist - first and last
First: AC/DC
Last: 54-40

Top five played songs:
1. Fake It by Seether - 18
2. Be Yourself by Audioslave - 17
3. Found Out About You by Gin Blossoms - 13
T4. Like A Stone by Audioslave - 12
T4. White Shadows by Coldplay - 12
T4. High Class in Borrowed Shoes by Max Webster - 12
T4. Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in a Small Town by Pearl Jam - 12
T4. Emotional Rescue by The Rolling Stones - 12

Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 6 21
Death: 4 59
Love: 239 327
You: 535 822
Home: 42 48
Boy: 34 56
Girl: 60 80

First five songs that come up on Party Shuffle
1. Cesaro Summability by Tool
2. White, Clean and Neat by Robert Plant
3. Local Hero by Bruce Springsteen
4. Resist [Live] by Rush
5. Gimme The Love by Junkhouse

It looks like I've added a lot of "death" songs, but most of them are actually album names - "Death Magnetic", "Live After Death", "Life, Death, Love, and Freedom" (and the corresponding live album "Life, Death, LIVE, and Freedom") , and "Viva La Vida or Death And All Of His Friends". There are only 6 actual songs with "death" in the title.

Similarly, 15 of the 21 "sex" songs are on "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and don't have "sex" in the song title. There are only 6 songs with "sex" in the title, and two of them are "Sexy Sadie" by the Beatles (on different albums). I guess I'm just not that into sex. No wait, what I mean is... it's not that... um.... <blush>

Sunday, October 05, 2008

I'm Half the Man I Used To Be

Popular Mechanics has a list of 100 skills every man should know. I don't get why it's not a list of skills everyone should know, but whatever. There are certainly things that I think everyone should know that aren't on the list (change a tire, install a light fixture, barbecue a burger, and bake a pie using a recipe would all rank higher on my list than "fly a stunt kite"), but I guess that's a matter of opinion. I thought it might be fun to go through the list and see what I can do.

Bold means I can do it, italics means I can to some extent, and regular type means DYI FAIL.

Automotive

1. Handle a blowout
2. Drive in snow — Duh, I live in Canada
3. Check trouble codes
4. Replace fan belt — but I can change my air filter like nobody's business
5. Wax a car — I've done it, though I did a lousy job (you could still see circles on the hood of my dad's car months later)
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle
7. Use a stick welder
8. Hitch up a trailer
9. Jump start a car

Handling Emergencies

10. Perform the Heimlich
11. Reverse hypothermia
12. Perform hands-only CPR — I'm sure I knew how to do this at one point; I did get a St. John's Ambulance badge when I was a Scout
13. Escape a sinking car — The very thought of this terrifies me.

Home

14. Carve a turkey
15. Use a sewing machine — I have done it, but only once or twice and not for many years
16. Put out a fire
17. Home brew beer
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
19. Move heavy stuff
20. Grow food
21. Read an electric meter
22. Shovel the right way — Again, Canadian. Don't hafta like it though.
23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywall
25. Split firewood
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
28. Paint a straight line
29. Use a French knife — I don't remember knives in France being all that different from those here
30. Prune bushes and small trees
31. Iron a shirt
32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
34. Fell a tree
35. Replace a broken windowpane
36. Set up a ladder, safely
37. Fix a faucet cartridge
38. Sweat copper tubing
39. Change a diaper
40. Grill with charcoal
41. Sew a button on a shirt
42. Fold a flag

Medical Myths

43. Treat frostbite — use warm water, not hot
44. Treat a burn — run it under cold water, and if you have an aloe plant, break off a leaf and rub it on the burn
45. Help a seizure victim — best I could do would be to scream "help!" and call 911
46. Treat a snakebite
47. Remove a tick — I've read about it, but never done it

Military Know-How

48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors

51. Run rapids in a canoe — I can steer a canoe pretty well, but I've never done it in rapids
52. Hang food in the wild
53. Skipper a boat
54. Shoot straight
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike
56. Escape a rip current

Primitive Skills

57. Build a fire in the wilderness
58. Build a shelter
59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes

60. Floods
61. Tornados
62. Cold
63. Heat
64. Lightning

Teach Your Kids

65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand — Lending a hand is a skill? I thought it was just not being a dick.
67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral
69. Fly a stunt kite
70. Drive a stick shift
71. Parallel park
72. Tie a bowline
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle
75. Ride a bike

Technology

76. Install a graphics card
77. Take the perfect portrait
78. Calibrate HDTV settings
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive — Given the events of the last couple of weeks, don't even go there.

Master Key Workshop Tools

81. Drill driver
82. Grease gun
83. Coolant hydrometer
84. Socket wrench
85. Test light
86. Brick trowel
87. Framing hammer
88. Wood chisel
89. Spade bit
90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer
92. Hacksaw
93. Torque wrench
94. Air wrench
95. Infrared thermometer
96. Sand blaster
97. Crosscut saw
98. Hand plane
99. Multimeter
100. Feeler gauges

Results: I can do 54 out of the 100 things on the list, plus a few maybes. I'm just over ½ of a real man. Sorry, gotta go; I've got a quiche in the oven.

Monday, September 01, 2008

The Teat Crutch

Here is a link to an anagram server, where you enter some phrase and it will give you English anagrams for that phrase. I tried my name and got some good ones:

  • Wee programer (OK, programmer is spelled wrong)
  • Pregame rower
  • Eager rep worm
  • Grow 'em, reaper
  • Re: Power gamer
  • Ram ewe groper

Then I tried "Cut The Chatter" and got these:

  • Chat the cutter (natch)
  • Cut the ratchet
  • Hatchet cutter
  • The teat crutch
  • That cute retch

My favourite anagram of all time (I remember seeing Johnny Carson interviewing Dick Cavett a zillion years ago; they were talking about anagrams and mentioned this one): Spiro Agnew → Grow a penis

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Meme: What Privileges Did You Have?

Copied from cahwyguy. Bold means the statement is true, italics means I don't know or it's complicated:

  • Father went to college
  • Father finished college
  • Mother went to college — my mom took some university level courses when I was in high school, but they were just for interest, not towards a degree
  • Mother finished college
  • Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor
  • Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers — To me, upper class is the extremely wealthy, lower class is the extremely poor, and middle class is the other 95% of us. Rather a meaningless comparison.
  • Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
  • Had more than 500 books in your childhood home
  • Were read children's books by a parent
  • Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18 — piano
  • Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18
  • The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positivelyBob and Doug McKenzie notwithstanding
  • Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
  • Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs — My parents paid for residence (and tuition as well, I think) in first year, and I paid for the rest. However, I lived at home for 5 of my 6 work terms and paid no rent during those terms, thus allowing me to save up for the next term's tuition, rent, and beer
  • Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
  • Went to a private high school
  • Went to summer camp
  • Had a private tutor before you turned 18
  • Family vacations involved staying at hotels — sometimes, usually camping though
  • Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18
  • Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them
  • Had a phone in your room before you turned 18 — not my own phone number though
  • You and your family lived in a single family house for a few years
  • Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home
  • You had your own room as a child
  • Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course — not applicable, as we don't have SATs in Canada
  • Had your own TV in your room in High School
  • Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
  • Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16 — Scotland when I was four and again when I was 15, Florida when I was 10
  • Went on a cruise with your family
  • Went on more than one cruise with your family
  • Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up
  • You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family

From What Privileges Do You Have?, based on an exercise about class and privilege developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy Ploskonka at Illinois State University. If you participate in this blog game, they ask that you PLEASE acknowledge their copyright.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

iPod Meme

iTunes Survey copied from cahwyguy:

How many total songs?
6919 songs, 20.9 days, 41.79GB

Sort by song title - first and last
First: A by Barenaked Ladies
Last: 99% Of Us Is Failure by Matthew Good

Sort by time - shortest and longest
Shortest: You to Me (0:04) by Bystander (entire lyrics: "Everybody says '<bleep> you' to me" — the <bleep> is an actual bleep in the song)
Longest: Octavarium (24:00) by Dream Theater (second longest is "A Change of Seasons" (23:08), also by Dream Theater)

Sort by Album - first and last
First: "Abacab" by Genesis
Last: "90125" by Yes

Sort by Artist - first and last
First: AC/DC
Last: 54-40

Sort by Album Artist - first and last
I'm not sure what this means - why is "album artist" different from "artist"?

Top five played songs:
The top song is In Between by Linkin Park with 4, and then the next 20 (the rest of Linkin Park's Minutes to Midnight album, all of Saga's debut album, and a Robben Ford song I was trying to learn on guitar) are all tied at 3. Not a very useful stat thus far. Ask me again in a couple of years.

Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 6
Death: 4
Love: 239
You: 535
Home: 42
Boy: 34
Girl: 60

First five songs that come up on Party Shuffle
1. Extra Pale by Goo Goo Dolls
2. 5 Days in May [Live] by Blue Rodeo
3. Naked Sunday by Stone Temple Pilots
4. The Journey by Joe Satriani
5. The Master & Margarita by The Tea Party

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Music meme

I copied this from CaHwyGuy. The idea is to put your entire music collection on shuffle, and list the first ten songs that come up. Here they are (song name, with artist and album in brackets):

  1. Erotomania (Dream Theater, Awake)
  2. Rooster (Alice In Chains, Dirt)
  3. Masquerade (The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack — I'm pretty sure this is the Toronto cast)
  4. Just Good Friends (Close) (Fish, Internal Exile)
  5. If Dirt Were Dollars (Don Henley, The End of the Innocence)
  6. Do What You Gotta Do (Garth Brooks, Sevens)
  7. West Virginia (Big Wreck, The Pleasure and the Greed)
  8. Prelude: The Waking Dream (Triumph, Surveillance)
  9. This Suffering (Billy Talent, Billy Talent II)
  10. Listen (Collective Soul, Disiplined Breakdown)

Interesting how two of them (#1 and #8) are instrumental. All in all, a pretty good overview of my musical tastes, though I don't actually listen to Garth Brooks all that often.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

National De-lurking Week

Happy National De-lurking Week! (Thanks cahwyguy) For those unfamiliar with the term, a "lurker" is someone who reads a blog (or newsgroup, message board, etc.) but doesn't post anything. This is the time for those who read but don't post comments to expose yourself! Feel free to leave a comment on this article if you're reading it - make it something deep and insightful, or just "hi!".

Just remember:

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Superheroes and Supervillains

I took a quiz to discover which superhero I'm most like, and found:

Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
60%
Robin
52%
Iron Man
50%
Spider-Man
50%
Green Lantern
50%
Supergirl
50%
The Flash
50%
Catwoman
45%
Hulk
45%
Batman
25%
Wonder Woman
20%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Should I be worried that I'm more like Supergirl and Catwoman than Batman?

There was another one to see which super-villain you're most like:

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
41%
Mr. Freeze
35%
The Joker
34%
Lex Luthor
31%
Juggernaut
23%
Green Goblin
23%
Kingpin
22%
Apocalypse
19%
Riddler
18%
Venom
18%
Magneto
17%
Catwoman
17%
Dark Phoenix
14%
Two-Face
11%
Poison Ivy
9%
Mystique
7%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...
I'm not even sure I know who Dr. Doom is.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Questions for People Over 30

Got this from cahwyguy.

1. Do you prefer solicitors and service staff to address you by first name or by title+last (e.g. "Ms. Smith", "Dr. Adams", etc.)? Title unless I know them outside of their job, or have dealt with them numerous times in the past. I was at the bank the other day, and the guy I met with came out and said "Hi Graeme" although I'd never met him before. I didn't like that.

2. How many careers have you had? Just one – software developer.

3. How many jobs? How many employers? 6 co-op terms at three employers: 3 at IBM in Toronto, 2 at Sears Canada in Toronto, 1 at Microsoft in Redmond, WA. After graduation, a year and half at Corel in Ottawa. After grad school, three years at Comnetix in Mississauga, and just over nine years at iAnywhere Solutions/Sybase in Waterloo.

4. What was the best employer you worked for? iAnywhere, of course!

5. What was your favorite job? Some of the work I was doing at Comnetix was really cool, but the company itself had problems. I love what I do at iAnywhere.

6. How many companies, businesses or incorporated organizations have you founded? None.

7. Did you grow up to be what you wanted to be when you were 5? When you were 10? When you were 15? When you were 20? My parents tell me that I wanted to be a baker when I was a kid. Apart from the standard fireman, policeman, etc., I never really had any career plans. I didn't even know what I wanted to major in at university; I was in the math faculty, but was "non-specialist" until I picked computer science in 2nd year.

8. Have you published any books or academic papers? How many? A couple of technical articles at UWO, and an article in the proceedings of the Third International Symposium on Integrated Network Management back in 1994.

9. Do you hold any patents? How many? iAnywhere has applied for a patent for our web-server-in-the-database-server technology, and my name is one of four on the patent application.

10. Are you licensed or certified to practice a profession(s)? If so, what? Nope.

11. Ever served in the military? What branch and how long? Nope.

12. What's the largest number of employees you have ever managed at a time? I've supervised several co-op students, and I think I had two at the same time once or twice. None in the past, oh, five years or so though. I have no interest in being a manager.

13. How many countries have you lived in? Canada my whole life, except for four months (September to December 1991), when I lived in Redmond, WA, USA, while working for Microsoft.

14. How many times have you been married? Once.

15. How many kids do you have? How many grandkids? Two sons, born 1999 and 2002. No grandkids for at least another 15-20 years, hopefully.

16. Whom do you observe Thanksgiving with? Usually my parents and Gail's parents (on different days). This year, we had some non-Thanksgiving-related things to do that weekend, so we stayed home.

17. How many parents have you had? Just the two...

18. How many of your parents are still alive? How close are/were you to them? Both are still kicking. I talk to them a few times a month, and we see them maybe every other month or so. My sister talks to them almost daily.

19. What's one way you were surprised to find out you turned out like one of your parents? Can't think of anything. I'm more like my dad than my mom, but not in any way that surprises me.

20. What's one way you expected to turn out like your parent(s) and were surprised not to? Again, nothing comes to mind.

21. Do you own or rent your home? If the former, how many years on your mortgage, if any? Own. We bought in 1997, so we have 16 years left.

22. Do you have roommates (i.e. non-family adults living with you)? If not, how long has it been since you had roommates? No. I lived with three other grad students in 1994 at Western, and moved in with Gail right after that, and we got married the next year.

23. Have you ever sat on a jury? Yep, though it resulted in a mistrial, so we never really got to do anything. Details are here (Day one), here (Day two), and here (Day three).

24. Have you ever run for office? Held office? Nope.

25. Are you a member of a political party? Do you volunteer with it? Do you donate money to it? No, no, and no.

26. What's the nicest restaurant you've been to in the past year? We've been to Milestone's in Burlington a couple of times, including last Saturday for our 11th anniversary.

27. What's the nicest item of furniture you've bought? (Gifts don't count!) Our entertainment center. Holds our 36" TV and all the stereo equipment. The only problem with it that if we ever decide to go plasma, it's useless.

28. What kitchen appliance are you most happy you bought? (Gifts don't count!) Our side-by-side fridge, though the water dispenser does not have a pump in it. It uses the water pressure from the pipes, which isn't very good, so it takes forever to fill up a glass of water, and the ice cubes it makes are hollow. We don't use it (the water dispenser) anymore because of that.

29. Do you have a preferred airline? How many frequent flyer miles do you have? Air Canada. We have a few hundred thousand Aeroplan points, which we may use next year for a trip to the Big Apple, or we may save them for a couple more years and go to Hawaii.

30. Where do you like to go to vacation? Our trip to Fern Resort is always fun, and we've been to the Carribbean twice (once to Sandals Ocho Rios on our honeymoon, and once on a cruise. I would love to go to Hawaii or Australia. Gail wants to go to Paris for her 40th birthday in a couple of years.

31. Women: Do you wear skirts or trousers on the job? N/A

32. Men: Do you currently have facial hair? No. I've had both a full beard and a goatee in years past, but Gail's not too fond of them.

33. Do you have grey hair yet? If so, do you try to hide it? Yes, around my temples. Never tried to hide it.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

100 Things About Me

I saw an article like this on another blog somewhere, and enjoyed reading it, even though I didn't know the guy who wrote it, so I stole his idea.

Here are 100 things that you may or may not have known about me.

1. My favourite brand of beer is Rickards Red. I like Sleeman's Honey Brown as well. I generally prefer darker coloured beers over light ones.

2. Boxers. Thanks for asking.

3. I got 98% in grade 12 math. There were at least four other people with 98%, and two with 99% that year.

4. I love to drive - which is good, considering my 130 km-a-day commute.

5. I took four years of German in high school, and still have a German poem memorized. It begins "Es sitzt ein Vogel auf dem Leim...".

6. The three greatest days in my life, bar none, were my wedding day, and the days my sons were born.

7. I'm the webmaster of three different web sites: www.perrow.ca (my family's web site), www.nllpool.com (a lacrosse pool I'm running), and www.stelcoball.com (my Wednesday night softball league).
Update: As of spring 2006, stelcoball.com is gone, but I'm now the webmaster of www.deiterslove.com, a site dedicated to the memory of a little boy named Deiter Rombouts, the late son of a friend of mine, who passed away at the age of 6 months while waiting for an organ transplant.
Another update: As of spring 2010, deiterslove.com is also gone. I don't know when it lapsed, but I hadn't done anything on the site in a few years.

8. I designed and implemented the first police computer system in the world that electronically submitted fingerprints to the FBI. It was done for the Boston Police Department when I was an employee of Comnetix Computer Systems back in 1994.

9. During testing, I accidentally used that system to submit a colleague's actual fingerprints to the FBI under the name "Elroy Jetson". The superintendant of the Boston Police had to get a court order requesting to have the record removed from the FBI database.

10. I prefer Coke over Pepsi. If I ask for a Coke in a restaurant and the waiter asks if I want Pepsi instead, I'll get a 7-Up or root beer. If I order a Coke and they bring me Pepsi instead without telling me, the tip decreases (not because it's Pepsi, but because they brought me something I didn't ask for).

11. I have no particular political leanings. I can never keep the different parties (liberal/conservative, democrat/republican, etc.) straight. I can never even remember which ones are considered "left wing" and which ones are "right wing". At election time, however, I make every effort to be an informed voter, by reading up on each of the candidates.

12. I had laser eye surgery in May of 2000. One of the best things I've ever done. I now have 20:15 vision (i.e. better than 20:20).

13. I know at least seven computer languages very well: C, C++, Objective-C, Java, PHP, Perl, and Python.

14. I have a Perrow family tree that goes back about eight generations, and the most popular male name is "Samson".

15. Pro-life, but not militant about it. I don't have a problem with abortion in cases of rape, incest, or when the pregnancy will endanger the mother, but I don't want to see it used as a form of birth control.

16. Huge Leafs fan. As they say, I bleed blue and white.

17. McDonalds over Burger King, Subway over Mr. Sub (but Quiznos over both), tea (Earl Gray if you have it) over coffee, emacs over vi (though I'm happy with either). Coke over Pepsi as I said above, but strangely, Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke.

18. I love sushi, Chinese food, and Indian food.

19. I have all seven seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation on DVD. At one point, given almost any episode title, I could describe the episode. I've forgotten most of them now.

20. My first real date was in second year university. I dated a grand total of two girls before I started dating Gail in 1992.

21. I don't like guns. I also don't like hunting or fishing for sport.

22. Pet peeve: People who litter, or throw cigarettes out the car window. That's why there's an ashtray in the car, buddy.

23. I was at the Faith No More / Metallica / Guns 'n Roses concert in Montreal in 1992 that turned into a riot. Metallica cut their set short after James Hetfield got burned by some pyrotechnics, and then, after a 2 1/2 hour delay, Guns 'n Roses took the stage, but then simply left after about 45 minutes. Gail and I had left by that point - GNR was kind of boring (compared to Metallica), and Blue Rodeo was playing a free concert across the street from our hotel. We didn't even know about the riot until the next morning.

24. Definitely Mary-Ann.

25. I intensely dislike people who drive too slow in the left lane (or middle lane when there are three), turn or change lanes without signalling, tailgate, etc. I've been known to honk or, ahem, otherwise indicate my displeasure to people who do these things.

26. I don't agree with circumcision. It's painful for the child and completely pointless. The most common argument for this procedure is that it prevents infections, but with proper cleaning technique (which my sons had learned by the age of 3), this can be avoided. As my family doctor put it, people get ingrown toenails every year, but nobody advocates removing them at birth.

27. I share a birthday (July 30) with Henry Ford, Paul Anka, Kate Bush, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar.

28. I think Babe Ruth was the most dominant baseball player ever. In 1927, he hit 60 home runs (in only 154 games), a record that stood until Roger Maris hit 61 (in 162 games) 34 years later. In that same year, Ruth's teammate Lou Gehrig hit 47 homers, and the player who finished third hit only 18. No other team in the American League hit more than Ruth's 60 homers, and only three National League teams hit more.

29. I think Wayne Gretzky was the most dominant hockey player ever. In the history of the NHL, only three players have ever had 100 assists in a season. Mario Lemieux and Bobby Orr each did it once. Wayne Gretzky did it eleven times.

30. I'm not losing my hair, but I don't think I'd care if I did. I'm getting lots of gray ones, and they don't bother me much. What bothers me is that my eyebrows are getting bushy.

31. I'm a "devout" atheist. I do not believe in God, or any other "supreme being" of any kind.

32. I don't agree with the whole "the public has a right to know" thing spun by the press. There are some things that the general public simply does not have any right to know about.

33. My wife is the love of my life, and after 18 years of marriage, I still love her more than anything.

34. I also love my kids more than anything. Ryan is like a little me, and Nicholas is like a little Ryan. We've often told people that we had the same kid twice. Watching them grow and learn new things is just the most amazing thing.

35. I believe tobacco is a much greater risk to the health of the general public than marijuana. Taxes on tobacco should be raised, and marijuana should be legalized. I think that smoking in a car with a child in it should be illegal. All of the "smokers have rights too" people would hate me for that, but tough-o.

36. Professional athletes who make millions a year and then cry about anything money-related really piss me off. This particularly includes NBA player Latrell Sprewell, who turned down a contract extension because it wasn't enough money, saying something about "having to feed his family". Meanwhile, he made something like $17 million the previous year. Bite me, buddy.

37. I have no problem with gay marriage.

38. I'm a huge Toronto Maple Leaf and Toronto Rock fan, but I can't say I'm a real hockey or lacrosse fan, in that I don't particularly care about non-NHL hockey or non-NLL lacrosse. Most of the players in the OLA are NLL players, but I just can't get interested in it, despite the fact that the Brampton team plays their home games closer to Waterdown than the Rock do, and the tickets are cheaper.

39. I had a mullet in university (when mullets were cool). When I finally got my hair cut, it was over 20 inches long.

40. In high school, I had the nickname "Max". My initials are GP, so people started calling me "guinea pig", and then my French teacher mentioned that she had a guinea pig named Max. I didn't like the guinea pig name, but Max was OK.

41. The Perrow family name is French in origin, and comes from the name "Le Pirou", not "Perreault". My family left France at least eight generations ago. BTW, it's pronounced Perrow, not Perrow.

42. I have a Bachelor of Math in computer science with a minor in combinatorics and optimization from the University of Waterloo, and a Master of Science in computer science from the University of Western Ontario.

43. Other than my one ski day per year, and playing in the snow with my kids (toboganning, snowmen, etc.), I could live quite happily never seeing snow again. But I kind of live in the wrong country for that.

44. My father was born in Scotland. My mother was born in Birmingham, England, but moved to Scotland when she was about eight. They moved to Canada in 1961, and after over 40 years here, they still talk about "going home" when they travel to Scotland.

45. I have a US social security number, because I worked for Microsoft in Redmond, Washington on a co-op term in 1991. I have no idea where my social security card is.

46. I love "cream" drinks - Bailey's or Kahlua and milk. I bought some coconut rum cream on my honeymoon in Jamaica, and that was really good with milk too.

47. I have an intense fear of drowning. It's probably why I'm not that great a swimmer - I panic too easily.

48. I'm not nearly as patient with my kids as I should be.

49. For three years in high school, I had a huge crush on a girl named Fiona. We became good friends, but I never had the guts to ask her out, and I haven't seen her since 1988. It's been almost 20 years, but I still think about her sometimes and wonder.... (Having said that, see #33 again.)

50. All the companies that I've ever worked for in my life: O'Tooles (Pickering), Payless Drug Emporium (Pickering), IBM (Scarborough, Markham, and Don Mills), Sears Canada (Toronto), Microsoft (Redmond, WA), Corel (Ottawa), University of Western Ontario (London), Comnetix Computer Systems (Mississauga), SAP / Sybase (Waterloo).

51. I love trivia, especially weird things that most people don't know. Did you know that Tim Allen once served time in prison for armed robbery? Did you know that Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez? Did you know that the keys on a keyboard are arranged the way they are to keep people from typing too fast and jamming typewriters?

52. I generally tip 15%, rounding down for unfriendly or rude waiters, or at buffets, where the waiter has to do less work. I round up for better service. Telling me how impressed you were with my well-behaved kids (even if they weren't), or how cute and adorable they are is a cheap way to get a bigger tip, but it generally works with me -- unless you've ignored my kids the whole meal and then suddenly compliment them when you bring the bill.

53. My first concert ever was in the summer of 1975. I went to see The Captain and Tennille at the CNE with my parents and sister. My first concert of my choosing was Styx (also at the CNE) in the summer of 1983 - I went with my dad. My first concert without either of my parents was Saga at Maple Leaf Gardens in early 1984, closely followed by Rush about a month later. Actually, it might have been Rush and then Saga; I'm not sure of the order.

54. I have a Yamaha acoustic guitar, a candy-apple red Fender Squire electric guitar, and a Peavey amp. I don't play nearly as often as I'd like to. I took guitar lessons for a couple of years, and played more often, but still not as often as I should have. I stopped the lessons when I got sick in 2010 and never started again.

55. All the cars I've ever owned: 1988 Chevy Cavalier Z24, 1996 Pontiac Grand Prix, 1997 Saturn SL1 (lease), 2004 Pontiac Sunfire.

56. I can't park worth a damn. Update: I'm actually not bad at parking in general. I can't parallel park worth a damn.

57. I believe in capital punishment, but only for things like 1st-degree murder, torture, cop-killing, child molestation, stuff like that. Also, to prevent innocent people from being executed, the standard of proof must be higher than "beyond a reasonable doubt". November 2013 update: I've changed my mind on this. I'm not sure what changed, but the thought of the government deciding that someone should be put to death seems barbaric to me now.

58. I love to fly. In 2004, I went flying in a little Katana plane with a buddy from work who's a pilot. We flew from Kitchener over Hamilton to Niagara Falls and back - that was extremely cool.

59. I have no patience with people who don't think for themselves. People who say homosexuality is wrong solely because the Bible says it's wrong, but don't think twice about working on Sunday, eating shellfish, or wearing clothes made of more than one fabric (all of which the Bible says are wrong), and wouldn't think of selling their daughters into slavery (which the Bible encourages) really bug me. A quote I saw somewhere: "Remember that the Bible was written by the same people who thought the Earth was flat." (It turns out that that was wrong too - people have known that the Earth is round for thousands of years)

60. I once went from 188 pounds to 163 pounds in 4 months. I now hover around 170-175 pounds, and I'm perfectly happy with that weight. I wouldn't mind if the weight was differently distributed, though. Update: I went up to about 178 in early 2006, and started doing the Weight Watchers program. I went down to 160, and as of now (July 2006), I've been between 160 and 165 for almost a year.

61. I have never tried illegal drugs of any kind, nor have I smoked tobacco. I can recognize the smell of marijuana from numerous concerts I've been to.

62. I love music. I almost always have some song running through my head (right now it's "100 Miles" by Vanessa Carleton, because I heard it in the car this morning), and I own over 450 CDs.

63. I was born 9 days after man first walked on the moon.

64. I once bid $45 for a digital camera at an online auction, and was all excited about it, only to find after I won it that it took pictures measured in kilopixels, not megapixels. And a small number of kilopixels, too. Caveat emptor.

65. I was arrested once, for violating the "Retail Business Holidays Act". Back when Sunday shopping was illegal in Ontario, I worked in a store that was open on a Sunday when it wasn't supposed to be. They arrested all the employees and charged the store. Usually, the store agrees to pay the fine if the charges against the employees are dropped, but the crown screwed up. I had to go to court about 2 years later, at which time the charges were dropped.

66. I believe that Josh Sanderson should have been the MVP of the 2002 NLL Championship game in Albany, despite being on the losing team.

67. I think I would have been a pretty good drummer. I have a good musical ear, and pretty good rhythm, and I can count to four repeatedly. My parents didn't want me playing drums though, so I bought a guitar instead.

68. Joe Satriani is about the best guitar player I've ever heard. Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan are right up there too. Steve Vai is good, but a little too weird for my taste, and he's cocky as hell. I hate that. Les Claypool of Primus gets the nod over Geddy Lee for bass, and Neil Peart of Rush is far and away the best drummer in rock.

69. I have a heavy beard. I can go from clean-shaven to Commander Riker in about three weeks. However, I generally only shave every other day because (a) I'm lazy, and (b) my job doesn't require it.

70. I'm a Star Wars geek. I own three copies of the first trilogy on VHS, and on DVD too. I couldn't begin to count the number of times I've seen the first trilogy, though not so much the second. Jar Jar Binks ruined The Phantom Menace, though I still liked it. Attack of the Clones was good as well, but the story got a little confusing.

71. I love const. When writing a C++ class, I make as many methods and parameters const as possible. I've been known to go back and update existing functions to mark parameters as const, and then change all the code that calls those functions as well.

72. I hate spiders. Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em.

73. I am a strong supporter of organ donation. A little girl I know had four organs transplanted at the age of six months, and she's now a healthy and happy 8-year-old. Make sure you have a signed organ donor card - I do! Update: Sarah is now sixteen!

74. My first computer was a Commodore VIC-20, with 3.5 KB of usable memory for program and data. By way of comparison, the text of this blog entry is about 6 times that.

75. My sister and I went to a babysitter before and after school when we were kids. One of them was a Mrs. Cox. Years later, her daughter Tammy married hockey player Gary Roberts. That's about as close as I've come to a "brush with fame".

76. Another pet peeve: people who own big-ass trucks or SUV's and (a) complain about gas prices, or (b) take up two parking spots because they don't know how to park their rig. (Then again, see #56.)

77. I don't believe in fate. Nothing is predestined. I don't like the idea that all of my decisions have already been made for me.

78. My maternal grandfather was blinded in an accident. The only one of his six children that he ever saw was my mother.

79. I have no tattoos, nor are either of my ears pierced. I've considered both at various times, but never followed through.

80. I'm a big proponent of standards-based web design. My web sites are all designed with CSS, not tables, for layout.

81. I play softball on Wednesday nights in the summer. I'm generally a singles-and-doubles hitter, with 3 or 4 home runs a year. Last year, I hit two home runs in the same game once. I swear I'm not on 'roids, but I'm not here to talk about the past. Update: I don't play in the Stelco league anymore; now I play in a league in Waterloo. Further update: In 2009, the Waterloo league folded and I started playing in a 35+ league in Waterdown.

82. I helped implement the HTTP server inside the Adaptive Server Anywhere database engine. Sybase has applied for a patent for this technology, and my name is one of four names on the patent application.

83. I'm right-handed, but I golf left, bat left, play hockey and lacrosse left, and wear my watch on my right arm.

84. Brett Hull's foot was in the crease - the goal should not have counted.

85. One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't keep up with my piano lessons. In 1981 (when I was 11), I was beginning grade 5 in the Royal Conservatory of Music curriculum, but then we moved, and I didn't bother anymore. Now I can play a C scale (no sharps or flats), and that's about it.

86. I don't usually mind looking at pictures of myself, but I don't like seeing myself on video or hearing my recorded voice. I sometimes think that if I ever met myself (through some sort of Star Trek-ian time travel), I'd find myself really annoying.

87. Sexiest women in show biz: Halle Berry and Nicole Kidman. Drew Barrymore was mucho hot in Charlie's Angels. Catherine Zeta-Jones is usually quite beautiful, but was downright stunning in The Terminal. Un-sexiest women in show biz: Paris Hilton (why is she even famous, other than her name?), Pamela Anderson.

88. I was once caught shoplifting some candy in a Shoppers Drug Mart when I was about 12. About 6 years later, I caught a kid shoplifting candy in the drug store where I worked, took him to the back, and called the manager. We let him go without calling the police, but his mother thanked me. My co-workers called me "supercop" for a while after that.

89. I love accents. I can imitate a few, and I can even tell the difference between some different types of English accents (Cockney, Manchester, Yorkshire). I'm always impressed by actors who do different accents in different movies -- Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell are particularly good at it. Kevin Costner and Sean Connery are not.

90. I'm fiercely patriotic. I love this country and being Canadian. If it wasn't so freakin' cold in the winter, it would be the perfect place in the world. (And yes, I realize that there are many parts of Canada that are far colder than where I live.) I'm also very proud of my Scottish heritage.

91. I have no problem with the designated hitter rule. What's so great about having a 90% guaranteed strikeout every nine batters? However, I'm less impressed with people who make a career of only being a designated hitter, like Edgar Martinez. He was a great hitter, but hitting is only a part of baseball.

92. I find it funny how people use computers in TV shows and movies. You can type in a query, in plain English, like "find all people in New York City named 'Sanchez' with dark hair". Then, when searching through a database of millions of people, it shows a picture of each person as it searches. This is, quite literally, millions of times slower than simply searching the database without displaying anything. Then after this exhaustive search (which takes either 3 seconds or 6 hours, depending on what the plot requires), it comes up with 6 hits.

93. My favourite cities that I've visited are Vancouver, Edinburgh, and Paris.

94. I have never gone skydiving, hang gliding, bungee jumping, or any other "extreme" sport. I can possibly see myself skydiving, and I think hang gliding would be quite cool, but it'll be a snowy day in the Sahara when I go bungee jumping. You can call me chicken if you like, you're absolutely right.

95. I used to listen to Q107 in Toronto all the time, but stopped when they started having Howard Stern in the morning. He was dropped from Q107 a couple of years ago, but I still don't listen to Q. Update: I've started listening to Q once again.

96. One of my goals when I started writing software (well, not really a goal, but something I thought would be cool) was to see some software in a store that I had written. It's never happened. The stuff I did at Comnetix was custom, and the stuff I did at Corel and the stuff I'm currently doing at iAnywhere is not really aimed at your average consumer. You don't go to Future Shop or Wal-Mart and buy a relational database management system.

97. I went to an allergist once to see what I was allergic to. Nothing I didn't alreay know - cats and various pollens. The date of the appointment was September 11, 2001.

98. The only U.S. states west of Tennesee that I've been to are California and Washington. The only states east of Tennesee that I haven't been to are Alabama, Delaware, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. Update: As of October 2005, I've been to Nevada and Arizona as well.

99. My middle name is Scott, as is my son Ryan's. That's as close as I came to naming my kids after me. I don't mind the name Graeme (I prefer it to Graham), but I don't like it enough to give it to my kid.

100. It took me about a week to write this list, and I really enjoyed doing it!

Updates:
October 2005: #98
December 2006: #60, #81, #95
July 2007: #17, #54, #60, #73
November 2013: Several.