Continuing on from my recent Star Wars haiku posting, here are some for the Harry Potter series. I managed to come up with two different ones for the first movie. Not sure what to do next – Lord of the Rings? Star Trek? Indiana Jones? James Bond? No, that would take too long and most of the Bond movies blur together for me anyway. Toy Story? Shrek? Spy Kids? Ooooh, I know – High School Musical!
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
He's the boy who livedAnd a thumpin' good wizard
Wow, he can fly too
or
Fluffy guards the Stone
You-know-who wants to steal it
We don't say his name
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Is Harry the heir?
They both can speak parseltongue
That's a big-ass snake
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
A powerful spell"Expecto Patronum" works
If you think happy
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry's name comes outCedric's, Fleur's, and Krum's do too
They all fight dragons
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Occlumency failsVoldemort plants a vision
Sirius is toast
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Thanks to his textbookHarry wins some liquid luck
Who's the half-blood prince?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The final battleVoldemort and Harry fight
One of them will die
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